Dumb Friends
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I have had in my past a few friends who are just plain dumb and losers.

One friend named Mike always bragged at being my best friend. The dumb fuck would then tell everyone esle the same thing.

Sometimes he would act (keyword act) like a good friend but in most cases he would act like a moron and make you look foolish so he could have a good laugh in front of others at your expense.

Then he moves and leave noone his forwarding address.

I hate fake people.

Mike is a dumb fuck, buffoon and moron.

Did I mention he lived with his mommy till he got married around his late 30s?

He is a spoiled rich kid who always thought he was better than others. At leaset those others have some life skills like the ability to balance a check book, pay bills and live on their own without others assistance.

At least his mom was pretty cool as well as her dog.

This blog is for those of us who got screwed by dumb lieing friends.

Post away.